For your next interview....
There were four guys who were in the final stages of
interviewing for a prestigious job.
They were from Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Stanford.
The company decided to fly them all in for dinner and
a final interview.
Over dinner at a fine restaurant, the president of the
company told the men
that all were very worthy applicants, and that he wished
he could hire them all,
but that they only had enough money budgeted to hire
one person.
He told them that he would call each of them in one
at a time for a final interview
the next day, and that he would ask each one of them
the same
question. Whoever answered the question the best would
be the one hired.
All applicants agreed that this was fair.
The next day
The first applicant called in was from Harvard.
The president posed the question, "What is the
fastest thing in the world?"
The young man thought for a moment and replied, "That
would have to be a thought."
"Why do you say that?" asked the president.
"Well, a thought takes no time at all...it is in
your mind in an instant, then gone again."
"Aohh, very good. Thank you," replied the
president.
Next the same question was posed to the young man from
Yale,
"What is the fastest thing in the world?"
The young man paused and replied, "That would have
to be a blink."
"Why?" asked the president.
"Because you don't even think about a blink, it's
just a reflex. You do it in an instant."
The president thanked him, then called in the next person.
The young man from MIT was asked what the fastest
thing in the world was,
and after hesitating for a brief moment, he replied,
"I would have to say electricity.
" Why? Because a man can flip a switch, and immediately,
three miles away
a light will go on."
"I see, very good," replied the president.
Then, the young man from Stanford was called in.
He, too, was asked, "What is the fastest thing
in the world?"
"That's easy..." he replied, "that
would have to be diarrhea
!"
Rather stunned, the president asked, "Why do
you say that?"
"Well, last night after dinner, I was lying in
my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps
...and...
before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS,
SHIT came out!!!!!"
(He got the job....)
ศัพท์น่ารู้(จู้ฮุกกรู)
interview (V) สัมภาษณ์
prestigious (adj.) มีเกียรติ
worthy (n, adj.) มีคุณค่า
applicant (n) ผู้สมัคร
reflex (n) การสนองตอบจากประสาทสัมผัส อยู่นอกการควบคุมของจิตใจ
thought (n) ความคิด
blink (v) กระพริบตา
electricity (n) กระแสไฟฟ้า
diarrhea (n) อาการท้องร่วง
cramp (adj.) เป็นตะคริว
SHIT came out แปลว่า อุจจาระ(ขี้)แตก
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