There were three volunteers that were trying out for
a new NASA experiment on sending
people to different planets.
They called in the first volunteer and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would
you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would
like to go to Mars
because it seems so interesting with all the recent
news about possible extra terrestrial
life on the planet." They said, "Well okay,
thank you." And told her that they would get
back to her."
The next volunteer entered the room and the NASA people
asked him the same question.
In reply he said, "I would like to go to Saturn
to see all of its rings."
They also said, "thank you", and that they
would get back to him.
The third volunteer, Putty Duh, entered the room and
they asked him the same question
that they had asked the other two volunteers. "What
planet would you like to go to?"
He thought for a while and replied, "I would like
to go to The Sun."
The people from NASA chuckled, "Why? Don't you
know that if you went to the sun
you would burn to death?"
Putty Duh smirked and crossed his arms confidently across
his chest.
"Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night of course!"
ศัพท์น่ารู้(จู้ฮุกกู)
terrestrial(adj.) บนพื้นผิว(ดาวเคราะห์, โลก)
dumb (adj.) โง่
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